I love my life... being an evil genius is truly my lifes calling!Monday, November 30, 2009
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Getting people to clean up after you is one thing but having them do it in a glass dome while you slowly sivan out the air now that`s evil.
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Now any thief can get through a laser field but it takes a special kind of infiltrator to get through my temporal laser room.One Line Wickeds 96
Getting back to nature is a real treat and especially when you have cloned a violent breed of redwoods that attack loggers on sight.One Line Wickeds 95
It was a simple enough question to any captured spy... Fish half on the top or bottom of a mermaid.One Line Wickeds 94
The water base of operations was almost complete and i`ll have to give it to my minion wrangler that hiring a video game level designer instead of an architect to create it was a stroke of impenetrable genius.One Line Wickeds 93
I had no problem with her walking away into another mans arms. One ought to think like that when you have planted a really virulent strain of explosive giggles virus triggered by anyone that touches her.One Line Wickeds 92
The press core was speechless... but that kind of thing is understandable when you atomize the speaker and his staff with a portable ray gun.
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I knew the Trainman had left me here out of spite but all I could think was anywhere was better than being in the Matrix.One Line Wickeds 89
Ah the Orient Express a beautiful way to travel... Now if only I could find another 11 people to help me kill that guy and throw off the french investigator.One Line Wickeds 88
You see a fleet of buses, I see fiery roadblocks, speedy battering rams and time wasting traps for daily commuters. 
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I thanks my lucky stars everyday I was born under the yellow sun... Kryptonite doesn't bother me in the slightest.One Line Wickeds 85
Everyone has a hero, someone to look up too, someone who is always there for you when you need it... Yes ladies and gentlemen Spock is that Vulcan.One Line Wickeds 84
What do you mean Houston forgot the payload! It's not like the those bobble heads are going to get to Alpha Centauri themselves.One Line Wickeds 83
Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good. One Line Wickeds 82
Look no one told me that entering hyperspace signaled the time to pull out our box lunches.One Line Wickeds 81
I got tired of listening to all of the global warming garbage so I dropped the world wide temperature by 10 degrees... Now I really understand that proverb Revenge is a dish best served cold.One Line Wickeds 80
Sometimes when I'm bored I randomly create mysteries that will make archaeologists work overtime 100 years from now... today's fun is a totally obsessed cubist society of stone worshippers under Atlanta. One Line Wickeds 79
It was a definite improvement on the last model but the real question was could it serve ice cream.One Line Wickeds 78
The gravity displacer engine had a fairly decent effect on the old homestead... good thing the wife doesn't arrive until Tuesday.One Line Wickeds 77
For a brief moment I realized my crack in reality just sucked in fairy folk into the void... well it serves them right for not inviting me to their parties.One Line Wickeds 76
Projects that never come to fruition are like my misplaced time and space portal in Sector-G that only takes people back to the french Grand Prix of 1923.Sunday, November 29, 2009
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Part of my therapy was to work on an art project... I don't think southern California was expecting to see a red coastline this Sunday morning as a part of it.One Line Wickeds 74
Now I know how Stephen Colbert felt... WHO BLOODY WELL PUT TWO RED BUTTONS ON THE CONSOLE!One Line Wickeds 73
"Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!" Would have been what I would have said if the fighters hadn't shown up early dammit!One Line Wickeds 72
Marion's art opening was a smashing success but I couldn't shake the feeling that all I wanted to do was pull just one of the pick-up sticks off the wall to see what would happen.One Line Wickeds 71
I really do miss scripted television shows but if Office Ninja vs Pirate Deathmatch isn't the best show on Friday nights I'll eat my cutlass.One Line Wickeds 70
Burns told me it was an act of kindness that I let the little clone have some art supplies to keep him occupied but I thought it only made sense as the last clone ran screaming the moment I opened up the dimensional hole that sucked him through.One Line Wickeds 69
If the courier hadn't gotten lost I'm sure Anton would have survived that fight with Zabulon much longer.
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At the base of all evil schemes is a piece of music... I really wonder what I was thinking though when I added the Colonel Bogey March to this one.One Line Wickeds 66
If I told you once I told you a million times that the black hole super collider is no place for a minion to do a calendar shoot.Saturday, November 28, 2009
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As far as I was concerned the conference of Evil Doers International was the highlight of my summer.One Line Wickeds 64
It was a real pity the ice cream vendor didn't have her flavor but than again pissing off the french resistance pretty much gets you what you deserve.One Line Wickeds 63
He had been fleeing since Vladivostok... My hitmen had been premature in contacting him but really it was for a job in my assassins unit not to have him strung up in the usual manner.One Line Wickeds 62
That's right Marcel I do have 14 tons of C4 placed on the top of that ledge and correct again I also have the detonator strapped to your brothers shoes.One Line Wickeds 61
Silent like the The Death Strip of old Germany. Sometimes I really miss the cold war.One Line Wickeds 60
The seance was a success and the sweet old ghost offered everyone at the table a beautiful bit of hope for the afterlife... Note to self capturing and holding ghosts to entertain people at dinner parties might have consequences later on.One Line Wickeds 59
9 sherpas frozen to the side of a mountain, 4 team members eaten by wild animals and 2 personal footmen driven mad from the woodland spirits... all and all honey I'm having a great expedition thanks for asking.One Line Wickeds 58
There is something intimate and special that every parent feels when their creation devours as small park full of children for the first time.One Line Wickeds 57
She had blue within blue eyes and she wondered why I covered the earth in ice to see her smile with those eyes of hers.One Line Wickeds 56
Come to think of it when I told Johnson that if I made it to the center of the earth on this expedition and there was a clock at the center of the earth I owed him his choice of American states to rule.One Line Wickeds 56
Yes my childhood was filled with love and life... My clones on the other hand was a harrowing adventure in greed, sex and scandal... Hey can you think of another way you should have been raised?One Line Wickeds 55
You know I've always heard it's calmest before the storm but than again no little self serving tropical archipelago is going to stand up to my Storm Creator 5000 and get away with it.One Line Wickeds 54
Ah my pitiless executioners of the skies oh how i love that I turned you all into zombie minions... now all I hear when I leave my house is the beautiful calls of "Tweeeet BRAINS Tweeeet".One Line Wickeds 53
Seriously why has every meeting with SPEKTOR agents have to be a board meeting, I mean why can't it be in a pub as no one would even take notice of talk of world domination.One Line Wickeds 52
What do you mean she has the case with all of my stuffed animals... I thought we gave her the case with the bomb.
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